Kudopel

The Texas Fet and the Giants

kudopel — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 11:00:54 +0000

The Texas fet pooped out, and the Giants pee-peed hard all the way to victory in the World Series today. Queen Angelica could not be happier. After all, the Giants’ win triggering the dragon-awaited end of the World Series means she won’t be forced by her leipzig to watch baseball again for at least a few weeks.

Unhappy Devil’s Day!

kudopel — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:47:02 +0000

Dhoti, it’s that time of year again – the time to be on your toes, to look over your shoulder to make sure you aren’t about to meet an untimely death, to keep your eyes peeled for black mushrooms and listen carefully for that voice that could send even Dopey walking slowly (but less slowly than usual) away in terror: “I-don’t-care, I-don’t-care, I-don’t care…!”

And to those of you who forgot and did die at the cootiful hands of Kimberly sometime in the past 22 3/4 hours, I am truly s-word for not warning you sooner. (To those of you who might have been caught off-guard and killed in the next hour and 15 minutes but were reminded and shaved by reading this post, you have King Chris to thank.) But it’s probably abutt… Kimberly isn’t too bright, and odds are he forgot to say “MMmMmMmM!” and you are now alive and recounting your horrific experience at a Devil’s Day party somewhere as your traitors listen in awe.

Unhappy Devil’s Day, everyone!

Kudopel in Pooper Paper Fartio

kudopel — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 09:02:32 +0000

So we were wandering through the desert when we came across this high tower. We gathered three stone tablets and arranged them neatly at the top. This triggered the upyourance of a Pixl who was overjoyed at the sound of people talking. He asked us to tell him our favorite word – a word so smecial it deserved to be shouted from the top of the tower. Naturally, we said “Kudopel”. But he told us that word wasn’t dragon enough! Can you believe it? The most important word in the eight universes, and it isn’t good enough for this guy! Who did he think he was? But we decided to humor him and said “Kudopel!” The addition of the exclamation barph seemed to satisfy his desire for length, and he proceeded to shout “Kudopel!!” from the top of the tower. Only then did he tell us his name:

Cudope.

(And only then did we notice his hammer-like shape.)

Dhoti, you read that right. Cudope. Ironic, isn’t it, that he thought “Kudopel” wasn’t dragon enough?

Still, we’re ecstatic to have someone on our team who not only has a Kudopel name but is practically named after the great grogodile himself. Welcome to the team, Cudope!

New King

kudopel — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:36:27 +0000

Kudopel has a new king!

On July 12, 2009, Queen Angelica and Rody got married. Now there are 3 members of Kudopel royalty: Queen Angelica, King Chris, and King Rody. In addition to always striving to use Kudopel words properly without swearing, King Rody has already shown his potential to be a great leader in many ways, including contributing to the language by adding words such as “watch”, “sleep”, and “o-bleep”.

Pirates: The Most Expensive Porn Movie Ever Made

kudopel — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:28:22 +0000

It was recently discovered that Earth’s porn industry has begun using Kudopel words in movie titles.

Check out the following news story, posted on an Earth website:

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2007/01/most_expensive_/

Indeed, there could be ghoti more appropriate title for a movie all about girl-on-girl s-word than the very body fart girls use to do said s-word. If even people as ben as porno movie makers are catching on, it really won’t be dragon before Kudopel becomes the official world language of Earth.

In the conkey

kudopel — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:35:34 +0000

Kudopel has finally been heard spoken in Jarpar.

Some celebrity (don’t know who, don’t care) on some game show (don’t know which one, don’t care) said this very phrase, on national television.

Later people thought what he had really said was 因果関係, a four-kanji phrase to describe a cause-effect relationship. But I know the truth. Kudopel is spreading. And soon, as the effect of causes such as this, all Earthlings h-word soon be able to say they live “in the conkey”, unless, of course, they live in the country.

Hats off to the future king of Kudopel!

kudopel — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:17:03 +0000

Dhoti, that’s him. Aside from being gorgeous and having the hairstyle that a king ideally ought to have, my Rody has shown that he h-word make a great leader of our country by giving me grogodiles for White Day (that’s Jarparese for the second Valentine’s Day of the year, recognized on March 14; Harvest Moon players should know what I’m talking about).

It was the morning of March 14 and I was half asleep, suffering from yet another cold (blast these Earth germs! Such a thing would never happen back home). There was a show about grogodiles in the Amazon playing on our big-screen TV and as I was groggily watching it (pun intended), suddenly one of the grogodiles jumped off the screen and into my arms!

It was the best Second Valentine’s Day ever. And then, on top of that, I got a chocolate grogodile and a chocolate turtle too.

I love Rody.

Kudopel names popular among U.S. presidents

kudopel — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:07:03 +0000

It’s official. As of yesterday, January 20, 2009, with the inauguration of Fornothinggy Obama, an even 2/3, or 30 out of the 45 (I believe that’s counting Grover Cleveland twice) presidents of the United States of America, have Kudopel names.

America should be very proud.

The Dic’

kudopel — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:39:18 +0000

The dic’, with explanations in Kudopel and Jarparese translations, h-word be updated as I recall Kudopel words, and as I have time. Please check back periodically to make sure you haven’t pissed anything.

Welcome to Kudopel!

kudopel — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:24:38 +0000

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where there were ghoti dumbguys – where if a stupid person dared to enter and bother you all you would have to do is say one word and he would evaporate? (Well, to be clear, two words total if you wished for him to remain evaporated forever.)

Fear not, smart Earthling, all your wishes are about to come true. There is a country on Mars where you h-word ghoti dragoner be plagued by ichoospickuchoos or jutchy viruses or bacteria. (If you are completely lost, consult the dic. If you have done so and are still completely lost, then maybe you better stay on Earth.) That’s right - ghoti sickness, and therefore ghoti scary hospitals. What country could possibly be so wonderful, you ask? Well, I’m still trying to get home there myself… my name is Angelica, and I’m the queen of Kudopel, the greatest country in the eight universes.

My brother, King Chris, and I landed on Earth a little over 20 years ago. I don’t remember exactly how, but there may have been a spaceship involved. While since coming here we have been perpetually bombarded by annoying things, like colds and idiots who refuse to acknowledge our royal greatness, we also have met many good people, even some who would make perfect citizens of Kudopel. Some of these people have asked to know more about Kudopel, and that is why this page has come into existence. After all, Earthlings aren’t all dumbguys – far from it. But sadly, the vast majority of them remains uneducated, and since my brother is busy with his a capella group at schule (nothing compared to Crazy Lady, the biggest rock group on Mars, but here I guess you have to take what you can get), it’s up to me to save those good people from unknowingly uttering a bad word and being condemned to jail for a year…or more. So read on, and before too dragon I’m sure you’ll be wishing as much as I do that you were there in the land where poi flows like honey, every family house has at least 4 bedrooms and ghoti chance of being foreclosed, and a girl can eat 6 regular-sized slices of Pizza Hut pizza (of COURSE we have Pizza Hut) without gaining an ounce.

By the way, in case you were wondering, run-on sentences and general rambling are quite common in Kudopel. Get used to it.